From The Barf Files: There's TWO Kanye Sex Tapes Making The Rounds
Kanye West'sdebut sex tape isn't even out yet and a sequel is already up for sale too. Kanye's team of lawyers sent out cease and desist letters to several websites, threatening to sue them for every...
View ArticleJLo's Kid Is Really Excited About Being At The Chanel Fashion Show In Paris
JLo must've been desperate for photographers to catch her having a touching and completely manufactured moment with her daughter Emme Anthony, because: a) Who in the hell brings a 4-year-old to a...
View ArticleKim Kartrashian Is Already Planning Her Next Wedding
Kim Kardashian is still legally married to Amoukar from Quest For Fire and she just barely had her diamond wedding ring turned into hers and hers anal lips rings for her and Kanye Kardashian (nee...
View ArticleWhore Moon Over Miami
You probably can't tell that's Kim Kardashian's ass since it doesn't have a black peen all up in it, but that's Kim Kardashian's ass. "Yes, I'll have an order of the piss-glazed rump roast with a side...
View ArticleThe Deadliest Snatch
Carrying her urine sample for a chlamydia test, Kim Kartrashian showed up to Midori's Halloween party in NYC last night dressed up like a rotten fish that needs to be thrown back into the sea. That...
View Article"I Am Scatwoman, Hear Me Fart!"
On the West Coast, Pimp Mama Kris handed out chocolate-covered GPS tracking chips covered to unsuspecting children who have no idea that once they eat it, she'll be able to find them at all times so...
View ArticleThis Is What Kanye Wore Today
Kanye wants us all to believe that he just fabulously rolled out of bed, casually picked up a pair of leather pants from the pile of leather pants on his floor, casually picked up a fur coat from the...
View ArticleBody Language 101
Happy Holidays!! That seems to be what's going through Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's minds along with the rest of us. For those of you who don't believe in true love or holiday spirit, feast your...
View ArticlePhantom Of WTF
Well, at least Kim Kartrashian isn't the only one who Kanye covers in thirty layers of fuckery. Kanye does it to himself too. During his show at Revel in Atlantic City last night, Kanye West wore two...
View ArticleBrace Yourselves, Kim Kardashian Is Knocked Up With Kanye's Baby And That...
You know how you were taking a walk on Sunday night and a drop of white goop fell on your forehead? You thought it was just a pigeon shitting from above. But nope, that wasn't it. It was Pimp Mama...
View ArticleAnd It Begins
Yes, we all knew this was coming. Brace yourselves for POST after POST about the love child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West from this and every other blog for the foreseeable future. Excuse me for a...
View ArticleI Know, It's WAY Too Early In This Year For This Mess
While I pulled some Freaky Friday shit and took over Kathy Griffin's body to try to give a faux beej to The Silver Fox, this photoboming dude in the middle of Kanye West and Kim Kartrashian acted on...
View ArticleKim Kartrashian And Kanye West Turned Down $3 Million For The First Pictures...
It's been approximately thirty seconds since Kanye West's gay fish sperm shoved its way into one of Kim Kartrashian's ovary eggs, and whores are already offering them millions of dollars for the first...
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Kanye West Just Has To Keep Basement Baby In The Basement
Kanye Kardashian (née West) played a little game of "One Of These Things Is Not The Other" when he tweeted this "FAM" (real-talk translation: "VOM") picture yesterday of him, Jay-Z, Beyonce and Kum...
View ArticleThe Hell Is Kim Kartrashian Wearing, Part 1,674,923
This is your up-to-the-second update (that you didn't want or ask for) of Kim Kardashian's ever-growing knocked up body. Although, some konspiracy theorists think Kim is Beyonce-ing it and will cover...
View ArticleHow Do You Say "Whorrific Blasphemy" In Portuguese?
These bold ass bitches right here. The whoriest whores of the Illuminati are spreading their evil in Rio de Janeiro right now and yesterday they dared to pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer...
View ArticleThe "Over The Moon" Watch: Kim And Kanye Are Having A Girl
That sound you're hearing in you right ear is Pimp Mama Kris screaming with joy over getting a new one to pimp out on the stroll and that sound you're hearing in your left ear is Kim's fetus wailing at...
View ArticleIck. Nast.
Kim Kartrashian made a "dying trout gasping for water" face while faking an orgasm in her sex tape with Ray J and it made her a STAR!, so she's trying to stretch her relevancy by making the same face...
View ArticleKim Kardashian Thought She Was Having A Miscarriage On Tuesday Night
Seen above with Gay Fish in a beautiful and tasteful painting that hangs at the Whole Foods in Tribeca (Fun fact: Since that painting went up, Whole Foods' food sales have dropped by 100%, but sales...
View ArticleTimberlake vs. Gay Fish: Round Two
The Summer's Eve Douche Death Match between Justin Timberlake and Kanye West went into round 2 last night on SNL when Justin grabbed Kanye's kilt and dragged that trick's ass along the floor for...
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